Skullcap

Description

Sprinkled into the shoes of a wandering spouse to make him unattractive to members of the opposite sex; it can also be carried in a mojo bag with other appropriate herbs for this purpose. If you place the bag on your straying mate, others will turn away. If you carry the bag, others will turn from you. (In case you want to visit the bar or club, or walk past a construction site and be left the hell alone. Also useful for unsavory co-workers with wandering eyes or hands.)