My Solar Return Freebie ~ Eastertide 2026

STOCK HAS BEEN UPDATED! The freebie will remain online until they are gone! Xo thank you for celebrating my birthday with me this year!

2026 Solar Return Freebie ~ Eastertide -OR- jesus stole my birthday this year…

All orders of $1 or more made on April 6th 2026 will receive these goodies free! All you have to do is add it to your cart! Happy Solar Return! Thank you for supporting my small business and celebrating my one year closer to death with me. <3

My 2026 Solar Return Offering is as follows…

• Eastertide Oil: Take a giant step back to the 1980’s. This was a simple time when chocolate was chocolate and smelled amazing. Not some sort of weird ass congealed oil goo. This is the scent of 1980’s easter.
• The Mini Birb: These little guys are one of my absolute favourite easter things. I don’t know why.. I have always liked weird little pipe cleaner animals. They are all over my house just staring at you no mater what room you are in. Now you too can have a litte derpy bird to look at you!
• The Golden Egg: The birb and perfume oil can live in here together in happiness.
• Ukrainian Chocolate Mix: Holy shit this stuff is tasty! You will receive 2 pieces of a chocolate imported from Ukraine. WARNING THIS DOES CONTAIN NUTS!!!! (yes I know its the same chocolate every year but this is my excuse to gorge on it.
• Polish Odra Mini Fruit Hard Candies: Each is a tiny bomb of juicy flavour! These too taste of childhood. 5 piece random assortment of either apple, cherry, orange, lemon, or strawberry.
• Tiny Ass Candle: I just thought these were cute. 🙂

1 per customer